ooooh baby when you cry, your face is momentary

1. in a house with a dog and a cat you have to be strategic with your catfood bowl placement. because lamont (dog) loves cat food, and he'll eat an entire bag if given the chance. so for our dear wendy's sake we have to put the cat food up high on a counter. but lamont has grown keen to this and figured out a way to fucking jump on top of the counter and still eat all of wendys food. so i now have to put her food in my room. this involves her getting fed once a day and sometimes involves her getting shut into my room. wendy has now taken to shitting and pissing in the corner of my room when she is let inside to eat her food. this is frustrating for a few reasons.....lamont already has taken over the basement as his new favorite place to shit and piss 1 to 2 times a day. so now our entire house has become a literal animal shithouse. fuck. i need a new house. one where the cat and dog are in separate areas of the house, completely cut off from each other. where wendy can go outside and roam free like the shit beast that she is.

2.our friend adam from detroit has been staying with us for the past week. adam is a gutter punk. this means he doesn't have a job, so to make money when he travels like a bum, he takes his guitar to high traffic areas and plays for tips. enough to get him a forty, rolling tobacco, and food for his doggie sheba who comes with him everywhere. i've always been jealous of adam and his no job having ass. since i've known him he's never had a job for more than a month yet he still ends up eating and drinking everyday. i guess when youre a gutter punk hobo, you can scrape by on other people...but how will this translate into our 4os? if the world is ending anyway i guess it doesn't matter too much, but what if we survive? i guess i'll be the proverbial "man" for now. save my partying for when im rich chillin in a benzo.

3. i love the beginning of Drake's song Best I Ever Had...he says "gotta dedicate this one to someone special (pause) you know who you are" ambiguity is crucial in dedications. so this one goes out to someone really effin special...you know who you are...haha