Crazy scene

Ladies, if a man hits you...i mean legitimately, not a push or a shake, cut his motherfucking dick off! Cosmic retribution is real, just watch Dexter

She will

The first one that I think of in the morning is an understatement, its a non stop obsession.....old feelings don't die hard especially when those feelings are for u ..... Years go by and nothings changed , u are perfect for me, emotionally and physically, and the girl with no smell that plays radiohead on the piano still holding my hand tight as we walk off the edge of this angsty emo world :-)

Socially awkward

I love facebook for one reason. Fake cheating chatting with my married friends, only those I've had past relations with of course, a. It has no merit beyond some random hometown encounter on christmas eve at a bar, drunk on old style and find wistful memories and b. It gets me through the monotonous work day
Amen

I'm about whatever

I've been hearing a new buzz word in hollywood, man child, this is someone in their late twenties or early thirties with no direction, love, or financial ambition doing the same gay shit he was doing at seventeen, someone  I highly respect once told me when you are always joking you're passively being honest, and I semi agree with the fact that I have a semi

afi is blanking awesome

man i wanna blank the blank out of davey havocs blank

heartbreaking work of staggering drunkeness

i wrote this song after being really really depressed about my situation with life and love...i was between girlfriends at the time and just decided that i wanted to write some cut yo wrist type of rap.i love this song even though its so emo and melodramatic, but thats how i get sometimes. people (including my girlfriend) say, for as much as i make fun of emo-ness and gay shit, i sure am into alot of emo and gay shit, big bright eyes and justin timberlake fan...love the movies 500 days of summer and bring it on...when my hair is long i do the bieber combover, and i love purchasing clothes from express...its just my nature. all my rap songs have positive messages regarding ruining your life with drugs and killing yourself. so here is my homage to just that.

Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Drunkeness by 20ccs

seriously?

the next woman of my past that marries some weird loooking fag gets stalked. this shit is getting outta control and i'm not gonna take it. there is one i can fux with, but every other one of yas.....shit, you need to look in the mirror and tell yourself how beautiful you are because you got some esteem issues falling that low into the cracks. damn. not like i'm a free man or anything, like i'm a hit at the first chance i get, but......see i date a 21 year old female, and as a 27 year old man this is kinda weird. because she is in that free bird stage..travel the world and party it up, while i'm in the withering stage, where i get a warm joyful feeling when i get off work and know that comfy pj's and netflix instant are at home waiting for me. now my gf knows this and loves vegetating as well but i feel like i'm holding her back from her dreams and it sucks. i hate being single, but to think that i'm ruining a life is a bigger hate. see, i'm not the ideal candidate for parternership, for one, i already have a 9 year old child. so my location is going to have to be southwestern ohio for a long time. so my options are limited to the classy townies of the dayton/cincinnati area. less cincy more dayton, cause girls my age in cincy are doing thangs, and plan on leaving this awful midwest fuck hole....but not me..i made a promise to my baby mama that i'm going to make things right. i got a job, i have potential (no, not that fake potential that they tell a young buck he has from 1st grade detention and on) but real money making potential. and i'm cool with that, but i feel like my personality is very strong,and when i do express my own emotions i do it with such passion that no girl would leave me to pursue her dreams and that sucks, or maybe they will, and i will suffice to jacking off with the shower running while pretending that i'm taking a shit...meh...it accounts for 95% of my ejaculations already, aint nothing really changing cept the number after the jordans on my kicks.....end scene