the reason one side of my nose is always stuffy

coke dealers love to give out free lines. its the "oldest trick in the book" line that every coke dealer learns day 1 on the job. this used to fool me time and time again, back in my younger years, but i don't be fallin for that shit anymore. it used to baffle me how someone could give away the supposed sweet sweet nectar of cocaine for free...even 1 hit....but now that i'm older i've thought the hidden agenda, of the coke dealer, out, and asked myself...

Q: why is giving a free sample so successful to the business model of slanging cain?

A: inferior product

point-

-the average coke high last 15-20 minutes.

- the human brain gets addicted to any stimulus instantly.

-uppers give you a sudden euphoria where everything is so significant at that moment

-coming down off uppers turns that significance into reality

-the coke "hangtime, the instant addiction, the euporia, and the comedown all melt together for the next 30 minutes and make you sacrifice anything, for another ride. now i'm not talking sex (well at least not at first) but i mean...(oh shit, i have to pay my phone bill or its getting shut off tomorrow...ah fuck it... i don't need a phone, lets get an 8 ball)

so, monetarily speaking, a five dollar loss in free lines means a 120-180 dollar gain when the new cokeheads start making life decisions on copping more. see, this shit never happens with meth, or ecstasy because one line or hit of that shit and your straight all night. but cokes utter shittiness has you fiending for more in less than 1 episode of Imagination Station. so you end up making that trip to the gas station at 1 in the morning to get the party really started. score one for the coke dealers on that epipheny. so now i turn these free coke line offers because i know i'm just gonna end up making some bad money decisions a half hour later. i live by a new mantra.... " I don't want a free line...but i'll take a free eightball...."